Sim/Simeon. Noob author. Likes food, satire and politically correct politics. (Also is smoothie obsessed.) Loves dogs and thinks if you don't like dogs that you're heartless.
I'll Give You The Sun by Jandy Nelson, Where Things Come Back by John Corey Whaley & Everything I Never Told You by Celeste Ng.
"Usually I'm on top to keep the guy from escaping." - Lisa Lampanelli.