I used to have pet raccoons.
Fight Club - Chuck Palahniuk
The Blood of Eden trilogy - Julie Kagawa
The Great Gatsby - F. Scott Fitzgerald
The Lizzy & Diesel series - Janet Evanovich
And literally anything by David Sedaris
"Worker bees can leaveEven drones can fly awayThe Queen is their slave."- Fight Club, Chuck Palahniuk
"The Korean man nodded, the way you do when you're a foreigner and understand that someone has finished a sentence." - Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, David Sedaris